While creative folk are busy making aaaaaaht, some of us have to tear ourselves away from the creative process to focus on the paperwork. And focus we most certainly do.
Some people might call an all-consuming quest for absolute perfection OCD. We call it sensible business practice. The same “some people” might also be happy to cut corners, while we prefer to do whatever it takes to produce superbly executed communications.
Of course we do understand that nobody likes a Perfect Pants, so just to make all those who pay anything less than slavish attention to detail feel better; here are a few deliberate mistakes.
HYPERBOLIE. ONOMATAPOEIA. REM NIMIUM BENE GERERE, IN SOLITUDIO ESSE.
And for those who still think we're blowing a little hard on our own trumpet, we'll hand our perfectly polished wind instrument over to a fellow pedant.
(But not before we've sterilised the mouthpiece, obviously):